Charli XCX Has Nipples of the Day

2017

Mar

In very important news…Charli XCX has nipples…

In case you thought that she was a barbie doll…or a Breast Cancer survivor…she’s not…

She’s got real deal fucking nipples and she’s showing them off to the world like a good girl…like Daddy’s good little girl…only instead of doing it in some

The reality is that no one really knows who Charli XCX, I mean she must have a bit of a fan base, but in the grand scheme of celebrity she’s a 0-1…..

If you do know who Charli XCX it is because of her tits, and leotards in public places, and you’ve seen her nipples before, it’s been a good tactic for her to really perpetuate her art, her music, to get her heard….

Or jerked off to, which seems to be the other things women are looking for when trying to establish a career based on their “art”…

Because why else would her nipples be out for you to jerk off to? She’ll say empowerment, it’s easier than saying “cuz I’m an exhibitionist slut”