Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….if these are even considered tits…they are more monstrous protrusions glued to her chest…and these are the scaled down version….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…and no one actually cares about her or remembers her…

But she represents a simpler pre-social media time, where she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women do…..

The key is to have no shame, bo dignity, serious body dysmorphia, but a winning personality and charm, but more importantly…a winning approach to tits…it’s like go big or go home because if you’re gonna play this titty game, play hard….with hard…ready to explode tits…

So she’s on the beach topless like she should be…whether it’s a cry for attention, or a not giving a fuck, because her tits aren’t even hers, they are just these accessories, or not…and as much as it is weird, scary, terrifying it may be…it’s LEGENDARY…and feels so right.

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