I appreciate Katie Price Jordan’s consistency all these years….

Before social media, there was Katie Price Jordan’s clown-sized tits, which were either a social experiment, social commentary about a tit obsessed shameless world…this was 20 years ago, way ahead of her time, because now we’ve got 1000s of social media girls trying her same hustle…

Through her ups and downs of crazy, she’s landed on and reconnected with her purpose, her goal, her legacy, her vision, and she’s trying to reclaim her position in the world, despite being older she’s also more experienced and this game…

Apparently, this is her 16th set of NEW tits, and guess what, they’re hilarious, which is what you’d want out of clown tits, the kind of thing to life our spirits in this dark times, PATCH ADAMS…right.

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I think it’s safe to say that Katie Price is a fucking legend in the sport of getting topless on the internet, despite not being topless in these weird latex with a zipper pussy pics.

I assume that her tits are so mangled and botched from the decades of the most insane breast implants to go viral pre- Mary, you know the recent viral tits that put Jordan’s tit’s to shame, so maybe she’s doing us a favor by keeping them under wraps, tight, body hugging wraps.

That is, if this is even Jordan and not some AI filter to resemble Jordan, you know a re-imagined Jordan from the evil machine that controls our life.

The point of the story is that Katie Price is still in it, Jordan’s still at it, they are the same person, and I’m still into it from a novelty level, you know like the clown show, not from a jerk off perspective, which has probably always been the case with Jordan.

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Here’s a little update on Katie Price and her new tits she loves to show off – because they are hilarious and amazing and huge…

Well, as it turns out the bandages are off of her tits, so there’s that….and they are now in a MESH top…so there’s that….I mean how do you make a news story around a set of silly tits.

Katie Price is the legend Glamour Model JORDAN…who got famous for having silly fucking clown tits….the way breast implants are supposed to be. I always say to all the girls that get breast implants to go big or go home, not that I talk to girls, they think I am weird, but you know what I mean….and that is that why get fake tits to look real that are fake….and that everyone knows are fake…who are you trying to fool with your titties…

I think the key is to use them for what they are…a new accessory, like a new car, be as big and flashy as you can, you paid for them…and that’s what fucking matters..

This subtle implant thing is some modern instagram filter so you fill out a bikini or whatever…but the true meaning of IMPLANTS on some mid 90s shit is Katie Price ….follow her lead.

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Katie Price is hilarious clickbait that I am surprised still exists, only because I never think of her or her clown tits she has been using to have a solid and lucrative career over the last few decades…despite them looking like they were bolted on by some blind flipper baby with no fingers, just a lobster claw, you know the time…

She’s clearly sized down, because the HUGE clown tits she had were no longer on trend, BUT, my take on the whole thing is that if you are going to get surgery, don’t be subtle about it, that’s fucking lame….you have to go as big, as silly, as you can. The damage to your body is the same, the amount of plastic leeching off the implants and being run through the blood stream is equally damaging, making the girls getting surgery for a natural look, more a joke than anything….we’re onto you and your half ass attempt…go big or go home…pussies.

Anyway, always a media whore, shameless whore, girl got her re-sized updated tits out there tanning for the paparazzi, making a solid commentary on society as a whole and I appreciate it…because she made it before social media…when other big tits were trying to get where she got but that didn’t have what it takes…making her top notch premium…

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Katie Price / Jordan is a magical creature…from the past who is now old and menopausal after many children with various men…still remembers her roots, she still remembers what she was, what the world expects of her and she has incorporated that into who she now is…

A titty flashing woman, but not just any Titty flashing woman, one with the most insane, silly, comical, clown titties…that she’s still flashing.

She’s one of the most legendary, or lucrative Glamour Models from the UK, she paved the way for so many titty model sluts and she is a hero for that…at least to me…a man who loves titties…as silly, bolt on, rubber as they may be.

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Katie Price / Jordan is a magical creature…from the past who is now old and menopausal after many children with various men…but she’s a memory of what was, and she’s still bringing it…

One of the best self promoters of all time….a Glamour model who almost created the Glamour model industry in the last 20 years, inspiring other UK sluts to follow her lead..

She took being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…by turning herself into a abnormally huge breasted brand…which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…especially McDonalds..that shit kills.

I just like a woman who jacked herself up for pay…and if you’re going to get implants…make them fucking count….

Katie Price, whatever she may be counts…even though she’s old…her body is boxy…her face photoshopped badly, but likely better than her face injections.

This is her Christmas shoot, that would be criminal of me not to post…even though Christmas is over…it lives on in our hearts and in Katie Price photos I guess..

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Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….if these are even considered tits…they are more monstrous protrusions glued to her chest…and these are the scaled down version….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…and no one actually cares about her or remembers her…

But she represents a simpler pre-social media time, where she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women do…..

The key is to have no shame, bo dignity, serious body dysmorphia, but a winning personality and charm, but more importantly…a winning approach to tits…it’s like go big or go home because if you’re gonna play this titty game, play hard….with hard…ready to explode tits…

So she’s on the beach topless like she should be…whether it’s a cry for attention, or a not giving a fuck, because her tits aren’t even hers, they are just these accessories, or not…and as much as it is weird, scary, terrifying it may be…it’s LEGENDARY…and feels so right.

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