Katie Price / Jordan is a magical creature…from the past who is now old and menopausal after many children with various men…but she’s a memory of what was, and she’s still bringing it…

One of the best self promoters of all time….a Glamour model who almost created the Glamour model industry in the last 20 years, inspiring other UK sluts to follow her lead..

She took being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…by turning herself into a abnormally huge breasted brand…which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…especially McDonalds..that shit kills.

I just like a woman who jacked herself up for pay…and if you’re going to get implants…make them fucking count….

Katie Price, whatever she may be counts…even though she’s old…her body is boxy…her face photoshopped badly, but likely better than her face injections.

This is her Christmas shoot, that would be criminal of me not to post…even though Christmas is over…it lives on in our hearts and in Katie Price photos I guess..

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