I listen to Christmas Music radio stations for a solid month before Christmas as a brainwashing tactic to get me into the Christmas spirit, it generally doesn’t work, as the only thing that gets me into the Christmas spirit is Christmas fetish porn and girls in slutty Christmas lingerie…but it does make me fucking hate that Mariah Carey song that is so overplayed it is painful, but not as painful as it must be to be squeezed into these jeans, but more importantly, not as painful as the pressure of her fat thighs, despite getting her stomach stapled thanks to being a crazy person, put on her jeans…

But it is still fun to watch…this Aspen storybook Mariah Carey christmas…in demin..or some spandex that looks like demin because they don’t make denim in her thigh size…assuming she doesn’t just get everything she wears custom made, she’s kinda that rich…and it’s all thanks to marrying the head of Sony Music who was 30 years older than her back when she was young and starting out…like a good sugar baby with the voice of an angel that eventually starts to grate on my fucking nerves…

These pants be straining Harder than when she tries to hit those notes…

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