Here’s a little update on Katie Price and her new tits she loves to show off – because they are hilarious and amazing and huge…
Well, as it turns out the bandages are off of her tits, so there’s that….and they are now in a MESH top…so there’s that….I mean how do you make a news story around a set of silly tits.
Katie Price is the legend Glamour Model JORDAN…who got famous for having silly fucking clown tits….the way breast implants are supposed to be. I always say to all the girls that get breast implants to go big or go home, not that I talk to girls, they think I am weird, but you know what I mean….and that is that why get fake tits to look real that are fake….and that everyone knows are fake…who are you trying to fool with your titties…
I think the key is to use them for what they are…a new accessory, like a new car, be as big and flashy as you can, you paid for them…and that’s what fucking matters..
This subtle implant thing is some modern instagram filter so you fill out a bikini or whatever…but the true meaning of IMPLANTS on some mid 90s shit is Katie Price ….follow her lead.
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