I think it’s safe to say that Katie Price is a fucking legend in the sport of getting topless on the internet, despite not being topless in these weird latex with a zipper pussy pics.

I assume that her tits are so mangled and botched from the decades of the most insane breast implants to go viral pre- Mary, you know the recent viral tits that put Jordan’s tit’s to shame, so maybe she’s doing us a favor by keeping them under wraps, tight, body hugging wraps.

That is, if this is even Jordan and not some AI filter to resemble Jordan, you know a re-imagined Jordan from the evil machine that controls our life.

The point of the story is that Katie Price is still in it, Jordan’s still at it, they are the same person, and I’m still into it from a novelty level, you know like the clown show, not from a jerk off perspective, which has probably always been the case with Jordan.

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