There was once a man named HornyLohanWanker who was probably the only person who read the site.
He would comment on a lot of posts on the site….and between 2008 and 2012 – he left about 1000 comments…but then he disappeared…but his comments will forever be in my heart….
Because they were pretty intense….
Some highlights include:
10 – I would happily eat the peanuts out of her shit.
9 – Snaggeltooth looks best when she has a cigarette dangling from her busted up lips.
8 – None of their bras have nipple cutouts. What the fuck?
7 – Bitch smokes a mean cigarette, I will give her a pass on most everything else. But a smokey blowjob from her is my life’s goal.
6 – Those red lips can leave long smears on my cock, who cares what she looks like, as long as those lips are willing.
5 – I had a whore, maybe a month ago, who had big fakies. I am afraid that I worked them over so hard that one of them may have burst.
4 – I might hit Reese Witherspoon, or at least use her chin to carve a turkey with.
3 – I really dig her fat, heavy tits, and would be really happy to pull and twist them like no baby ever did.
2 – She is utterly uninteresting when she does not have a cigarette in her mouth. I mean, completely, 100% not interesting But I would keep this MILF in my basement tied to the bed and used as a sperm receptacle for months. What I would do to her tits alone would take weeks.
1 – I like that she has her cigarette and lighter ready. Now, she needs to put on the red lipstick and start blowing me, bitch!
He was really into girls who smoke…so cool kid, broken Hollywood starlet with a drug addict dad and an overrated Aunt…wearing her dumb apple ear buds because she’s so fashionable, is showing you how she stays skinny as hell..and thus hot….smoking….something that I am still amazed to see people do…because it’s smoking…like who fucking smokes….other than entitled kids bored in rehab because rehab is more fun than college or getting a job….and white trash…
Emma Roberts apparently…and here she is Smoking Cigarettes
TO SEE SOME OF HER SMOKING PICS CLICK HERE
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