I am just kidding. Jennifer Aniston can’t make babies…be she is menopausal and can be bloated or distended in her stomach because that’s what seems to happen to most 50 year olds you see in bikinis…they carry their weight…usually those who don’t have kids can delay it….but you can’t fool time….you can try…but you can’t fool time…aging happens to all of us.

But at least she still has her hard nipple that made her the most famous sitcom star, proabbly the first sent of constantly hard nipples on TV back in the 90s….a real innovator…or ego that couldn’t keep her husband around long…as he ran off with Angelina Jolie, the hotter, darker, more terrifying version of this one….making me think that this one’s public image is nothing like the level of cunt she is in person…because why else wouldn’t dudes cum up in her and K-Fed the bitch. It makes no sense on all levels…unless it was her decision to keep riding that celebrity – playing the hot chick despite being 40…don’t ruin it with kids because she’s such a narcissist she can’t fathom reproducing in her image…as it will get in the way of her personal time…

WHO knows…but the nice thing I guess is that if she keeps things up she’ll be able to shop at the maternity ward not due to UTERUS FULL of baby..but because of GUNT.

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