It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Brooke Shields….old as fuck in a lingerie top at an event to let you all know that she exists….

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Brooke Shields…despite being hot at 14 and pretty much being a very large and terrifying man for the rest of her existence…despite carrying TV shows and fucking pro athletes who we were forced to question their sexuality….is still alive..while dying…and for some reason…one I don’t understand…I find her hot in her 50s….her 20s to 50s a monster…but today….I’m vibing on her and that is fucking weird…

20 year olds, if you’re out there send nudes, this aging thing and lower testosterone is breaking my sense of hot or not…

I think it’s the wrinkles and the fact she hasn’t raped herself with BOTOX in a world where they are all raped with BOTOX…that must be it…natural…excites me even when it’s near death and melting..

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