Karen Gillan is someone I’ve never heard of, I don’t really keep on top of this shit, but she’s clearly something nerds jerk off to, from her Red Hair and average looks, to being in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Circle (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018)….all nerd shit, all blockbusters, meaning bitch is getting paid…

So I figure why not help her promote some bullshit movie, that you will all see because you’re virgin losers, that will make all these people richer than they are, while remain sitting on our vile, soiled, torn apart couch that looks like it has been raped at least twice…and is now dying of AIDS and a broken heart….

Because that’s what I do…I buy into marketing tactics that feature the vagina in movies for movies trying to sell seats….

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