My nights may be filled with nude texts from hot girls – who want me to see them naked…but not everything is magical and amazing.
I just accidentally saw the closing scene from some Dirty Dancing live musical performance featuring some fat chick as Baby – and a Jewish accountant as a terrible dancing Patrick Swayze.
What kind of world do we live in where they feel the need to do a televised musical of Dirty Dancing…with people who can’t fucking dance..
Out of all the original stories, or actual real stories out there, what lazy exec said “let’s throw millions at this…
I hate society in general, I mean humans are killing the world, planets, each other,and Dirty Dancing revivals shouldn’t even be on the radar…but it is…
So shit on dead Swayze while further burying the TV relevance. It’s fucked weird.
I only saw one clip, but as someone who has watched Dirty Dancing obsessively, I have no idea why, maybe it’s the abortion scene….for the last 2 decades…this garbage shouldn’t exist..
It was like watching fat tourists performing Dirty Dancing…for jokes…but this was paid heavy….and on tv…yet still less interesting than fat tourists performing Dirty Dancing….I don’t even want to post a clip because I am just feeling raped..
I guess this is why Social Media contiues to win…
So see, I have my struggles from my couch also…and here are some Mornin’ Links…
Katy Perry Risks Getting Blown Up in London
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Elsa Hosk in a Bikini Hot as Fuck
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Scared Russian Newscaster
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Kids Tell Their Parents when they Lost their Virginity..
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Top Gun 2 is Happening – Because America has No Original Idea
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Nicki Minaj is Fucking NAS
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Baywatch is the Worst Movie Ever – Don’t Go See It..
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BMW 850 is a Great Car
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Taylor Swift is a Slut
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