Rita Ora may be a nobody…but she’s on the cover of a very important magazine, I know, it’s not National Geographic, like you’d expect…you know some weird tribe woman showing her titty that feeds the village off to the world that has never seen a bitch use her titty like that, because we are westerners and amazing, but rather she just uses her tits to get noticed, and really..this magazine is insignificant, but Rita Ora hears “cover shoot” and gets it fucking done….enough to get noticed…we just haven’t quite figured out what getting it done is…

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