Ariel Winter is Dumpy of the Day

2017

Jun

In case you were wondering….Ariel Winter is still dumpy…

I hope you weren’t wondering that….because I like to think you’re a sophisticated person not even aware of who Ariel Winter is….

You know the kind of brilliant mind who comes to visit my site for my compelling, yet flimsy, useless, yet inspiring, commentary that doesn’t fucking matter….you know as part of your thesis on where the internet has gone wrong or some shit…because you’re smart…and focused…driven and an earner…you have yachts and you fuck models..

Unfortunately, you’re more white trash, woman hating, half retard pervert who still has cable, and who doesn’t know how to read, but instead just knows how to spell “show me your tits” and “send nudes”…..to girls who ignore you because they don’t know how you got their number…and find you weird…when you stare at them on public transit, the mall…or at the shitty job you work…

You know exactly who Ariel Winter is because you’ve been jerking off to her pot belly and newly shaped tits for her young adult life…

Creep.

Well, you’ll be glad to know she’s in a crop top, that’s really a regular size shirt, but it can’t quite make it past her belly and she can’t admit she’s an XL not a XS…you know…girl problems…