Tove Lo is a singer of one song that went viral…so now she matters..because it only takes one song to go viral….

She’s consistently flashing her tits at concerts, because it’s what she does, and the whole thing would be better if she had better tits..

Sure I love all tits, and staring at tits, and girls flashing tits, but I just feel like her flashing her tits, that are average and a little too natural of tits, is weird…

It’s like tourettes or some other compulsion or mental lapse, like a retard who starts jerking off in random places, I think retards are my new subject of metaphors to really paint a picture of what I think is going on here…

She probably thinks or explains it as some kind of trance or conlvusion because she’s on a spiritual experience or journey or whatever….

I think it’s just some good old fashioned click bait..

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