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2018

08

Oct

Tove Lo Titty Flash of the Day

If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…but you’ve probably already seen her tits, because her tits are exposed pretty much every event she’s performed at…

Tits….are a good way to get people to notice you…and you can pretend you’re doing it for a cause that supports feminism and gender equality while giving the people tits to jerk off to….if they chose to jerk off to…

I mean, if people can still jerk off to tits…it is a different era now…but tits still get hits…clearly….

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2017

19

Dec

Tove Lo is Naked and Slutty Shoot of the Day

Her name is Tove Lo. She sings one popular song…she is Swedish and she likes showing her tits, usually while performing…like some kind of pervert flasher…but a woman…so it’s not rape.

If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…because this isn’t some life changing content – but you will have seen her tits…

And really, they are tits you’ve probably already seen before because she’s that kind of performer…one who understands what the fans want to see….and that is a good thing that the performers who aren’t showing there tits should learn to do….but in this era of tits everywhere, there are very few of them really who aren’t showing tit – since everyone shows their tits – so much tit – I don’t know what to do with all the tits…I already started a website for the tits and I can’t keep up with the tits…but TITS.

I don’t know what this promo is for, but it’s a good way to get people to notice you…not that they’ll remember you, and if you pretend you’re doing it for a cause that supports feminism and gender equality while giving the people tits to jerk off to….if people still jerk off to tits…IT IS A GOOD STRATEGY.

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2017

08

Aug

Tove Lo Flashing her Tits of the Day

Tove Lo is clickbaiting, tits get hits, because everytime she performs she pulls out her shitty tits like it is a thing, a signature move, one I normally appreciate and support, but when it’s contrived and calculated, designed to market herself, I find it annoying, not authentic, as I prefer my titty flashes pure, natural, or accidental…Garbage….

We get it, you have tits, you’re so fucking edgy and daring, and progressive…

I just wish she got arrested for Indecent Exposure, and I’m the kind of person who likes tits being liberated…

The amazing thing about her is that I thought she was just a vocal on a DJ track but turns out she’s a HUMAN who performs at Lollalapooza…

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2017

28

Jul

Tove Lo Flashing her Tits at a Concert of the Day

Tove Lo is a singer of one song that went viral…so now she matters..because it only takes one song to go viral….

She’s consistently flashing her tits at concerts, because it’s what she does, and the whole thing would be better if she had better tits..

Sure I love all tits, and staring at tits, and girls flashing tits, but I just feel like her flashing her tits, that are average and a little too natural of tits, is weird…

It’s like tourettes or some other compulsion or mental lapse, like a retard who starts jerking off in random places, I think retards are my new subject of metaphors to really paint a picture of what I think is going on here…

She probably thinks or explains it as some kind of trance or conlvusion because she’s on a spiritual experience or journey or whatever….

I think it’s just some good old fashioned click bait..

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2017

04

Jul

Tove Lo Pasties in Concert of the Day

Nothing say hot like some shitty tits with nipple pasties on…especially when those nipple pasties are stars for AMERICA…as AMERICA gave TOVE LO an existence…and with that existence she gets to get overpaid to get on stage with nipple pasties on…to give you all something to jerk off to in the even you haven’t heard of porn sites, instagram and all other things that feature hot chicks, far hotter than this in more than just nipple pasties…

Stars and Stripes / shitty tits.

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2017

17

Apr

Tove Lo Titty Flash at Coachella of the Day

Tove Lo is so edgy…

While tens of thousands of idiots are raging for her like this was something like Woodstock – you know revolutionary – when really it’s just a mall mainstream experience – where the only political agenda the idiots in attendance are excited by is the next pop song, the next snapchat filter, the next line of make-up a Jenner puts out…you know the worst humans ever…vapid…taking selfies of their outfits – as they all walk the grounds – looking into their phones, looking the same, like robots living through a screen…just consuming our resources and better off dead…

Tove Lo pulls out her tits…

And the crowd goes wild…like she’s being innovative, inspiring, exciting, political, with purpose, and not just a shameless bitch who like a half retard likes pulling out her tits as the fans cheer onto what looks and feels like their leader…for those minutes she’s on set, cuz they are flimsy and will move onto the next tits in a minute.


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2017

04

Apr

Tove Lo Naughty Performance of the Day

Tove Lo is an artist people. She has a song that was really huge and that means she comes from a special place where artists come from…you know because commercial success is what actually defines artists..or maybe it’s what makes artist go over the top in their artistry so that people don’t discover they are actually just a bunch of posers, fame whores, trying to cash in…narcissists who love being stared at and watched….by people who pay to see them….dancing monkeys record labels use to cash in on…because it is a business after all…and real artists are usually too busy in basements, squatting, or in the jungle at some commune, or homeless on the street…to have the vanity needed to be a celebrity…so I call bullshit on Tove Lo…but support her attempt to trick the basic minded people into thinking she is art…by pulling out her tits…in concert…for kids…like a sex offender…because it’s just doing the Madonna 2.0….shock / awe / expose / be talked about, sell albums, fly private, buy mansions, support people….like real artists do….not that I care she’s showing her average at best tits…and that works for me….

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2017

09

Jan

Tove Lo’s Tits from 2016 of the Day

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These are from 2016…

Tove Lo is a titty flashing singer with one big song everyone loved last year…

So what better way to celebrate her year – than by posting pics of her tits from last year…even though she’s been titty flashing consistently since I first heard of her – like all girls should….you see cuz tits matter….and desexualizing them by showing them to me so I can jerk off to them is the best tactic…

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2016

01

Nov

Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day

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If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…tits you may have already seen before..because she fucking loves showing her tits…but the tits aren’t substantial enough or maybe she’s not famous enough for you to remember by name…even if the whole marketing tactic behind showing her tits is to get known, remembered, seen…so much so that she’s doing topless instagram style shoots…all 70s and grainy…like a vintage playboy shoot from a simpler time…for her album art…

I remember the first set of tits I saw on Album art. It was some lesbianic chick named Liz Phair and it was the 90s when tit pics were few and far between,…so much so that I just would jerk off to that thing over and over again…while listening to lesbian love songs…crying…at where life had gone wrong….

But in this era, an era of everyone’s tits living on the internet in a world of no privacy….because it’s some weird feminist agenda…that you can still jerk off to, but why bother, when there are so many more options to jerk off to…

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2016

13

Jun

Tove Lo and Others Taking Part in the Braless Movement of the Day

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I love that blogs eagerly post braless celebrity, personality, model, instagram bitches, in their braless pics…

It seems so fucking bro, lame, loser, guy who can’t get laid – to get excted about braless women in an era where many girls don’t wear bras, something that isn’t new and if you were a kid in the 70s and even early 80s like me – you’ll remember – braless women.

It’s really not edgy, innovative, fashion forward or exciting, especially when they woman who is braless has tits on par with a fat man…

Her name is Tove Lo. She sings that popular song..and that’s about it…and here she is BRALESS…if you find this hot, not like a bull dyke at Gay pride she may be, you’re probably gay, but definitely creepy with over excitement when you come across what may be a nipple…

Alexa Chung was also Braless because Bras are out of style, uncomfortable and cause breast cancer…not to mention they are deceiving when stuffed or padded and pushing up, and we’re all going back to natual…and she’s more exciting than Tove Lo’s bralessnes…

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And if you’re not into cute girls with hard nipples braless, here’s some old as fuck Vanderpump, which sounds both regal like a royal high scoiety family, but also like gay sex on the downlow in a van….or maybe that’s just because Gay is in the news ,and really it reminds me of any sex in a van, even sex with a street hooker in a van…not in a bra…they call her Lisa Vanderpump….LEATHERFACE…

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