Tove Lo’s a viral popstar in her mid-to-late 30s.

You may remember her because she had a hit song about a decade ago that you probably cried while masturbating to because touched your soul or felt like it understood the heartache you feel everyday as a fucking sad, lonely, unloveable loser.

The song was called: STAY HIGH.

ANYway, she got success, toured and figured out that flashing her tits was some controversial and feminist statement, like most idiot millennials her age who scream FUCK THE PATRIARCHY in concert, like it fucking means anything more than virtue signalling. It’s not a movement, flashing your tits and doing retarded stunts to protest nonsense and push communist, fuck off, but do it with your tits out.

Like most political weirdos, her hatred or fake hated for men has turned her into a man…because in her recent concert video, where she’s still topless on stage in front of children like some kind of fucking pervert, she’s jacked up and built out like a chick on terstosterone who does crossfit cuz she’s a man now….

They say they hate us, but I guess they really want to be us….dumb sluts.

Let’s reference some of her old titty content….

Ok fine, the video isn’t her, it’s fake news and some other tranny freak looking like the dancing killer in Silent of the Lambs…..so I guess my headline wasn’t a full lie.

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Tove Lo actually has a song I’ve heard a ton, not necessarily by choice, but it was a big fucking song and she’s got a lot of fans for it, so you have to wonder why she has to give herself a schtick when on stage that involves flashing her tits.

Now, I’m obviously all for the titty flash and really feel like someone who has been to a handful of concerts or parties where there is a headliner who happens to be a chick and the entire time I am waiting for her to start stripping, even when I know that she’s not going to strip because she’s a top tier performer, but when she’s performing, my brain goes to “When is she going to strip”….

So I am all for her pulling her tits out, I just find it funny because people aren’t there to see her tits, they are genuinely into her music, so the tits are just icing on the Tove Lo case….

More interestingly, she’s been doing this since she launched her career a decade ago, so it’s part of the act and has been for a long time, but it really feels like an influencer who went viral for falling on her face, only producing videos of her falling to try to recreate the original organically viral fall ,so that she can secure all the brand deals as girl who falls….BUT instead of relying on that one glimpse of opportunity, Tove Lo has the opporutnity and just flashes the tits as a bonus…it’s weird, but great, cuz of tits.

I googled why she does it and she said:

“I was like ‘Why should I not be able to do it? I should just do it if I want to and everyone gets so amped up and a lot of girls, and guys, are flashing me now and taking their clothes off. It get’s very heated and I like that.”

So her concerts are a full free for all tit fest, NOTED…

Followed up with feminism cookie cutter response….I DO IT FOR FEMINISM…

“I hate when someone tells me I can’t do something because I’m a girl, then I’ll do it twice as much…” she said. “It really means something to people because I stand for something that I’m already standing for, that I take for granted, that everybody stands for. For me it’s weird if someone says they are not a feminist. How could you not be for equality? And I think anyone that wants to should be able to show their boobs.”

Maybe she does it so people talk about her tits…MARKETING…..

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Tove Lo is a popstar that is barely a popstar, but she had a hit song, which is all you really need to matter enough to never have to work again, so she’s a winner regardless of whether it is deserved or a scam or whatever…but she gives back to the community, or at least tries to, because she consistently has her tits out. I know her more as the singer who is topless or flashing, it’s part of her show, in a Mardi Gras, Girls Gone Wild kind of move I don’t really understand the point of, but don’t question, because it’s still a titty flash. Not the best titties, but it’s often times the shit tits that are being flashed, it’s like they don’t even know they have shit tits…they are just too excited and hped to show the tits.

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If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…but you’ve probably already seen her tits, because her tits are exposed pretty much every event she’s performed at…

Tits….are a good way to get people to notice you…and you can pretend you’re doing it for a cause that supports feminism and gender equality while giving the people tits to jerk off to….if they chose to jerk off to…

I mean, if people can still jerk off to tits…it is a different era now…but tits still get hits…clearly….

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Her name is Tove Lo. She sings one popular song…she is Swedish and she likes showing her tits, usually while performing…like some kind of pervert flasher…but a woman…so it’s not rape.

If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…because this isn’t some life changing content – but you will have seen her tits…

And really, they are tits you’ve probably already seen before because she’s that kind of performer…one who understands what the fans want to see….and that is a good thing that the performers who aren’t showing there tits should learn to do….but in this era of tits everywhere, there are very few of them really who aren’t showing tit – since everyone shows their tits – so much tit – I don’t know what to do with all the tits…I already started a website for the tits and I can’t keep up with the tits…but TITS.

I don’t know what this promo is for, but it’s a good way to get people to notice you…not that they’ll remember you, and if you pretend you’re doing it for a cause that supports feminism and gender equality while giving the people tits to jerk off to….if people still jerk off to tits…IT IS A GOOD STRATEGY.

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Tove Lo is clickbaiting, tits get hits, because everytime she performs she pulls out her shitty tits like it is a thing, a signature move, one I normally appreciate and support, but when it’s contrived and calculated, designed to market herself, I find it annoying, not authentic, as I prefer my titty flashes pure, natural, or accidental…Garbage….

We get it, you have tits, you’re so fucking edgy and daring, and progressive…

I just wish she got arrested for Indecent Exposure, and I’m the kind of person who likes tits being liberated…

The amazing thing about her is that I thought she was just a vocal on a DJ track but turns out she’s a HUMAN who performs at Lollalapooza…

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Tove Lo is a singer of one song that went viral…so now she matters..because it only takes one song to go viral….

She’s consistently flashing her tits at concerts, because it’s what she does, and the whole thing would be better if she had better tits..

Sure I love all tits, and staring at tits, and girls flashing tits, but I just feel like her flashing her tits, that are average and a little too natural of tits, is weird…

It’s like tourettes or some other compulsion or mental lapse, like a retard who starts jerking off in random places, I think retards are my new subject of metaphors to really paint a picture of what I think is going on here…

She probably thinks or explains it as some kind of trance or conlvusion because she’s on a spiritual experience or journey or whatever….

I think it’s just some good old fashioned click bait..

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Tove Lo is so edgy…

While tens of thousands of idiots are raging for her like this was something like Woodstock – you know revolutionary – when really it’s just a mall mainstream experience – where the only political agenda the idiots in attendance are excited by is the next pop song, the next snapchat filter, the next line of make-up a Jenner puts out…you know the worst humans ever…vapid…taking selfies of their outfits – as they all walk the grounds – looking into their phones, looking the same, like robots living through a screen…just consuming our resources and better off dead…

Tove Lo pulls out her tits…

And the crowd goes wild…like she’s being innovative, inspiring, exciting, political, with purpose, and not just a shameless bitch who like a half retard likes pulling out her tits as the fans cheer onto what looks and feels like their leader…for those minutes she’s on set, cuz they are flimsy and will move onto the next tits in a minute.

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Tove Lo is an artist people. She has a song that was really huge and that means she comes from a special place where artists come from…you know because commercial success is what actually defines artists..or maybe it’s what makes artist go over the top in their artistry so that people don’t discover they are actually just a bunch of posers, fame whores, trying to cash in…narcissists who love being stared at and watched….by people who pay to see them….dancing monkeys record labels use to cash in on…because it is a business after all…and real artists are usually too busy in basements, squatting, or in the jungle at some commune, or homeless on the street…to have the vanity needed to be a celebrity…so I call bullshit on Tove Lo…but support her attempt to trick the basic minded people into thinking she is art…by pulling out her tits…in concert…for kids…like a sex offender…because it’s just doing the Madonna 2.0….shock / awe / expose / be talked about, sell albums, fly private, buy mansions, support people….like real artists do….not that I care she’s showing her average at best tits…and that works for me….

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