In an era of Bella Thornes who rode Lohan’s dick so hard, she basically became the next generations more fun, hotter bodied, less freckled version of Lohan, from Disney to relevant erotica / softcore porn, who luckily gets the advantage of social media to stay relevant….
I think it’s important to remember where our redhead disney kid fetish started….with Lohan…the redhead who made my fear of redheads disappear and replace it with a redhead obsession…yet I still haven’t had sex with a redhead…I guess I still fear the orange pubic hair I saw in high school and gagged from the contrast against very pink pussy lips…
A fetish that got me talking to a reheaded stripper in a weird leotard, all skinny and hot from a distance last night, her name “Amber”…who with her brown teeth went on to tell me how she used to be a waitress and how tipping a dollar a drink in a strip club is actually too cheap…and broke it down to why….thanks Amber…
I didn’t get a lap dance with her, even though she wanted one, girl has bills to pay…but I did get fucking annoyed because she wouldn’t shut up, and because she thought her tattoo that read “double trouble” was clever…FRENCH people….
She did remind me of Lohan, the dream…the dream singing happy birthday to her mom in some creepy video I felt compelled to post…because I guess we should all celebrate Dina Lohan for creating our queen and destroying her in the process…LOhan the delusional ex celebrity always a celebrity!
THANSK DINA…
Here’s some Bella Thorne in her Slutty Rave gear….because she’s a raver….
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