Sienna Miller posted a topless picture on her social media….she’s 35 so it shouldn’t really count, because 35 in Hollywood is old as fuck, no matter how many face fillers they have, while 35 in my life is fine, I mean I’ll jerk off to / on / inside girls of all ages…I am a pervert…but Hollywood has different standards to my no standards…that’s why these people get paid so much…

I still have a place for her in my heart, because I remember her as the girl in movies who played the hot British chick that was willing to get naked….that was always naked…who you know only got the roles because of her level of “fun” off screen..

So this toplessness that you’d see as fame whoring, attention seeking, is hardly topless, I can’t see her nipples, so I don’t think I can even call it fame whoring or attention seeking, as anyone who knows Sienna Miller or cares to see her topless has seen her topless and can just watch her old movies…or google those screenshots…and topless beach pics…

If anything, this is just a tribute of what was, not a tease like “you know what’s behind this quarter turn of my body, just beg me to fully turn to the camera”…and more a “don’t look, you don’t want to see this, it’s an old mangled mom mess, and I can’t put you through the pain and suffering accepting that life is finite and that we are living to die….”….

Because when looking at tits, who needs to really deal with the aging process and death…NOT ME…except when I try jerking off to it and fail…because of the same aging process that is making Sienna Miller shy about her tits.

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