I googled Beate Muska to make sure that she wasn’t Chad Muska’s wife, then daughter, cuz he’s likely pretty old now, but also pretty rich, because along with being a pro skater at the right time, he was able to start up a few Shoe companies, clothing companies, that I think were sold for millions, if not hundreds of millions of dollars, and he was also a DJ or music person, who put a boombox in a backback in the 90s, cuz he was so Rave….and I have fucking no idea why I know so much about Chad Muska, I blame being a burnout crackhead in 1998 with a Playstation and Tony Hawk Pro Skater…

So it’d make sense if she was his daughter, or if she was his wife he imported touring, I mean who knows or cares what Chad Muska is up to these days…but from all the hard research I’ve done, she’s just ethnic, in LA, trying to make it, all skinny girl and amazing face, I mean that Jawline is sold…and I support her positioning herself as a 22 year old in a bikini….it works for me, and for you…and for the entire human race…there are people dying, and this won’t save them, but they can jerk off to it.

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