Paris Hilton is a magical creature who buys million dollar engagement rings for herself because it makes for a good story….I can’t follow her existence as closely as I would want to – in theory – because in practice I am too lazy to really follow any of these people, despite following 7500 people I don’t give a fuck about thanks to not knowing how instagram works when I was following them…because Paris Hilton blocked me early on….but I know this magical creature still exists…I remember years ago trolling her on the regular…I would prank call her all the time, I tricked her and her ex boyfriend Stavros to put me on the guestlist of a party she was hosting once, I was funnier and more motivated back then….and Paris represents that good days for losers like me that are on a slippery slope to irrelevance…

Well, she’s staying hot, staying active, doing LOVE MAGAZINE VIDEOS like she’s not 37…and it’s interesting to see…not as interesting as some of the other videos I tried to ignore because Love Magazine figured out their clickbait and are still pushing ADVENT CALENDAR CONTENT into the new year, making it far less exclusive than a 25 day feature, fuck make it a daily thing so we stop watching…I mean the PARIS video only had 6500 views when I grabbed it…that’s fucking criminal…this is AMERICA’S Princess…show her respect and watch her damn video people…

Nicola Peltz was there too, in yesterday’s video, because I guess LOVE MAGAZINE likes billionaires….

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