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2018

19

Jan

Olivia Culpo is SI Rookie of the Day

I don’t like promoting that bunk shit that is Sports Illustrated at all…

I think they are just master clickbaiters who officially don’t matter now that the world is one big bikini photoshoot…

Where every single girl who has a social media account is pulling off similar shoots in just as amazing places.

I do not think their random choices for cover girls, or random choices for rookies, means anything at all.

I don’t even think they have the power to really create celebrity anymore, sure there was Kate Upton that carried them harder in a time they needed it, but I am sure they still need all the help they can get.

But here are The Rookies anyway..

Olivia Culpo – the White one who obviously cashed in a favor, because she was at one point a Jonas brother fuck, and now a bikini model…who doesn’t even model but rather goes to random events and no one cares…

Ebonee Davis who fills the black card, need a black card filled, she’s an actual model so I get it….

And this last one, the FAT ONE, Hunter McDonalds McGrady to cater to FAT people and not be CRITICIZED for not being body positive, but for being fat shamers, despite everyone on set being disgusted by this whole movement, while everyone who looks at the pics are disgusted by the movement, in a sure, be confident in yourself on your own damn channels, don’t fucking make me look at this weirdo fetish shit…it’s fucking weird…seriously…

Is this a public service for how you shouldn’t look…or is it a celebration of diabetes?

Fat is not healthy, don’t fucking make people think it is, your magazine is called Sports Illustrated…

Why do people give into the pressure of society, just fucking own that you don’t want fatties in your book…you’re not that kind of porno…

Instead you give in like this bitch gives into her McDonald’s cravings.

THE WORLD IS FUCKING NUTS….

Throwback to Olivia Culpo Nude for Fashion

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