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2018

15

Feb

Alexis Ren Looks Like Her Mom Drank Too Much When She was in the Womb of the Day

Alexis Ren Shows Ass on the red carpet

If this isn’t adult fetal alcohol syndrome, the adult with fake tit version you’d normally find in the strip club, but that thanks to internet scamming, and face tuning, you find at red carpet events for Sports Illustrated events…

I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS…

Alexis Ren is a product of going viral, the WILIIAM HUNG, of the bikini model world, never actually being a model, but playing one on instagram, and thus finally becoming one…in a fake it til you make it situation.

She’s known for racy showing off her ass in weird poses that she photoshops the shit out out, literally and figuratively, and she’s now faced with showing up to places in real life to show the world that her feed is all a lie, but what she lacks in her retard looking face, she makes up in slutty poses, cuz that body’s pretty good, and that’s what we’re here for, or what she’s here for…you know propelling the WOMAN SPECIES to the next feminist level by reverting to the 80s and 90s offering the world nothing more than her tits / ass….the way it’s meant to be.

Other trash that wasn’t photoshopped, but live a life photoshopped – also at this event…

OLIVIA CULPO – WHO WAS APPARENTLY MISS UNIVERSE – WEIRD

Kate Upton Mom Gunt

Ashley GRAHAM ATE KATE UPTON

Hailey Clauson Lost 30 Lbs

Raven Lynn – A Tranny I assume

Bianca Balti – NIPPLES

WTF IS THIS – I THink she got lost on the way to her Walmart Cashier Christmas Party….Maybe SI is a Little Too Inclusive..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SLUTS AT THE EVENT CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SI SWIM SHOOTS WHERE THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED CLICK HERE

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