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2018

08

Mar

Lucy Hale for W Magazine of the Day

Lucy Hale in a silver dress for W Magazine

W magzine did us a favor and put out a shoot, or a video of Lucy Hale out of focus, because no one needs to see her face….

She’s in a new show that the CW network is trying to make famous and hype by putting it on after RIVERDALE…don’t ask me why I know, fine, I’ll tell you why I know that…because I know everything, except questions on Jeopardy, reminding me that I am a fucking moron, but i know Lucy Hale’s career, without knowing what Lucy Hale has done…but I know her new show because the 20 somethings I like to spend my evenings with, ideally with them sitting on my face, happen to like watching Riverdale, and Wednesday night is a big deal for me…

I think she’s a celebrity I’ve been told has Herpes from someone who used to fuck someone she used to fuck…but I could be wrong….like these pics…wrong.

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