If seeing Mel B, Scary Spice and her scary tits, that at one point in her life were hot tits, but that I guess she’s had rebuilt a few times after childbirth and getting old as fuck tits, that shouldn’t be exposed tits….but that are exposed tits…doesn’t turn you on…you are a crazy person…

Because there is nothing hotter than a set of bold on tits, topless tanning because that’s what you do for the paparazzi when you either want attention, or you don’t give a fuck about being seen topless cuz you’ve pulled off your series of scams, you’re rich and you’re just living your baby momma of Eddie Murphy’s baby life..

I come from an era of the fake tit, put that Plastic in your skin despite it being plastic, not the era of “I don’t drink out of plastic bottles”…so I like a good fake tits, even if I’ve only had sex with one set of fake tits, and have touched thousands of fake tits, and spent time hating on fake tits…it still feels nostalgic to see…but maybe it’s just nostalgic because of the ancient relic of pop culture who is topless in the pics…

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