Pink looks like Florida more than anything else in this world besides a box of Tropicana Juice…
Everything about her, from her haircut to her thick thighs, her style and her music is what you’d expect from Florida…even her fucking name…screams FLORIDA…
I assume that from the strip of bars in Jacksonville, down the coast through Daytona…to Key West…all up the Gulf side from Fort Myers to fucking St Pete’s….and Panama City…her songs are blasted every night at least a dozen times in their cheesy, slushy boozy drink beach bars….
So seeing her in Florida is like some kind of coming home, just ghetto as fuck white girl…in the ocean…living the Florida Dream….
