Ashley Madekwe in an actress who played a hooker in Secret Diary of a Call Girl….a show about being a hooker…something that is likely not as brilliant as it sounds…because sex workers who intellectualize being sex workers always annoy me…and bore me…but I guess some of their stories of the dudes they fuck with sausages are funny….that happened to me with one escort I once hired to hang out with not to fuck because I do dumb things when I am drunk…and she told me all about rich dudes who made her do real weird shit while their wives were away or at events or visiting their kids out of town…from taking cured meat in his ass, to making her walk on food in heels…just weird shit that’s always a good laugh….

Either way, this one has nothing to do with any of that, she’s just in the show…and I don’t even know how current that is. She’s also been the social climber Ashley Davenport on the ABC drama series Revenge. Fascinating.

I am more interested in her bikini booty dance.

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