The other day I got in a fight with someone in the comments who schooled me on who Alyson Stoner was.

He said that calling her “pushing 30” was like having sex with a 6 year old…or some shit…then he went on to explain that Alyson Stoner was the little kid who danced in Missy Elliott videos, a girl I don’t remember because I don’t watch Missy Elliott videos, but who I assume was like that creepy SIA girl, all 10 years old and dancing around, for the pervert who would use banging a 6 year old as an analogy for anything…

So the very important, STOMP THE YARD actress…is liked by creepy perverts and I now know who she is…..and here is her bathing suit.

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