Every once in a while I like to post celebrity gossip stories, rather than celebrities flashing their assholes, like I am TMZ, to spite TMZ, for cutting me off their traffic exchange for calling Paul Walker a sex offender, because where I am from, if you’re Fiance is 16, you’re a sex offender. I know I am not Mormon so I don’t know all the rules, but I use logic of seeing 16 year old girls and thinking “that’s perverted”…even if Elvis met his wife when she was 14, and there have been generations of fucking perverts….but the point is, they blocked me because Warner Brothers owns them, conflict of interest, sure…but they don’t tell you that…and Warner Bros was putting out Fast and Furious 600, Paul Walker’s last drive….and didn’t like it.

SO here’s my celebrity Gossip, that isn’t even my gossip, because when I get my own gossip from credible sources, the people who read this sit, DO not make it go viral…..

So anyway, clickbait garbage fat has been who isn’t even 30 yet Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne who is not hot, exciting, or interesting in her quest to be an actress now that she’s crawled down the METH hole, are trying to promote nonsense, create a meme, tell the world they are fucking, to be interesting, compelling, or to make a joke…or to get press…..

Because the media is so lame they talk about the shit like it matters…and it works…

They are called #Cashley, even though Cara Delevingne has been with other women the last month, because that’s how media whoring works, you try to be exciting…When I know that no one gives a fuck about fat Benson or Cara Delevingne, the famous pussy fucker, who has been playing this storyline for a long time. The gateway to lesbianism for all these women, because I guess she loves to scissor, eat pussy, because it is free marketing hype…

WE ONLY CARE about the sex tapes, and not even, because Lesbian sex is anti climatic.

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