I don’t give a fuck about Asia Argento, I don’t even remember her from the 90s when she was relevant, I barely even remember her name or her nudes…she was a name that popped up on early internet porn sites under Celebrity…..the Hollywood rich kid from Italy with big tits and bush….that we’ve probably jerked off to but don’t remember cuz she doesn’t matter…

Now that we are older, I find her lame. It’s like grow up 90s trash, you’re so fucking disconnected from what’s actually going on, even when she tries to associate with the era #metoo..

The only Parts Unknown I ever saw was the one on Asia Argento, because I was at a friend’s house and he made me watch the show, and I said “Bourdain is totally fucking that girl”….and I thought “that girl reminds me of the 90s in the worst way, just fucking rich kid who think she’s got some higher purpose, who is not even hot anymore cuz she’s old”….who a 60 year old like Bourdain would fan boy, because he remembers her dad’s spaghetti Western’s or some shit, or the same early internet celeb nudity sites we used to jerk off to while she just went at his dick and possibly destroyed his soul…because that’s what black widow narcissistic weirdos do….

Now, her and Rose McGowan, are buddy-ing up, pretending they are not gutter sluts, has beens who don’t matter, attacking Weinstein like we care…acting like ambassadors to something that they can’t be ambassadors to..but they have found some media attention from so they run with it…..

More annoying is that she posted a video of her dancing to Staying Alive, after her “boyfriend” hung himself..last week…the same boyfriend who is the only reason anyone is talking or noticing Asia Aregento…

Fucking weird or trying to be weird…cuz she strives for weird…it’s her “art” that isn’t art…

Fuck this bitch, here’s some vintage argento nudes…

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