Paris Hilton Gets a Job of the Day

2018

Jun

I guess the 90s are back…so all the hipster instagram brands are linking up with whores like Paris Hilton who were big in the 90s…and doing collaborations for the sheer irony of working with Paris Hilton…who I am sure would be offended if she wasn’t a shameless whore who likely gets 20% of the Kardashian earnings thanks to being a clever business woman…who plays half retard for the public which is a great lesson to teach girls…when you’re actually a smart business person….it’s pretty offensive..

The funny thing about Paris Hilton, other than the fact that she’s Paris Hilton, is that she’s blocked me on instagram. I can’t see any of her updates – and it feels like the stinky fat kid never invited to any birthday parties…which I was at one point in my life…you know before all this internet fame made people want to be around me and invite me to luxurious places….so I’m used to the rejection…even when it’s from some bottom feeding herpes cunt….

People still love Paris Hilton…including Paris Hilton….apparently…