I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…

Padma Lakshmi is in a bikini because I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….with tits that billionaires have liked in the past, and that she’s hoping that new billionaires think are worth cumming to…..and paying out….

Not that she’s young enough to get knocked up again, since this bitch is old…but there’s always modern science that allows magic to happen…like with Brigitte Nielsen, who I doubt ever had a vagina…

This Padma plays smart and strategic in her manipulation of rich guys…acts like she’s on their level and manipulates them in like she’s Amber Heard…

But as far as I know, she is most famously known as being a sugar baby. Seducing old billionaires.

She’s so dark, not just in color, but in this hustle…

The craziest of her antics was that she pretended the baby she is carrying from one billionaire who was dying of cancer – when it actually belonged to another billionaire….only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…when he dies…

DOUBLE FUCKING DOWN…DIRTY….but brilliant if men are that fucking stupid…I mean get it girl.

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