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2018

10

Jul

Kim Garner – Bikini Slut of the Day

The highlight of my life was when Kim Garner followed me on twitter, I can’t prove that it happened, when it did happen I didn’t know who she was, and I guess because she followed me I now know who she is, it was many years ago and was probably the best 5 minutes before she unfollowed me of my life.

In doing what I do, you’d think all the celebs would be inviting me to their parties, their vacations, letting me into their worlds….you know all the A-Listers, so that bottom feeders like Kim Garner would be basically paying me money to post her amongst them….

I know, the glamorous life of a Hollywood Titty Reporter…with a blog, who lives one step up from a cardboard box…and who can’t afford to buy my own beer..

BUT as it turns out, I am pretty much ignored, so when a reality star from the UK, or Phoebe Price reach out…I feel like I’m big leagues….insignificant me…connecting with an ass like this…

Unfortunately, I think the Kim Garner follow back was some Robot script, and not her at all, but I’m allowed to have dreams that someone as irrelevant but more relevant that a local bar tender would follow me.

We’re all allowed to have dreams…

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