Some Instagram Model, who I doubt is an actual instagram model, but who was clever enough to do a little parody of one of the most common instagram model pics, and the fact that instagram models are a thing, is hilarious and a parody in and of itself…
Well, the picture is the floating in nurse sharks in the Bahamas, which is “safe” because nurse sharks don’t fully eat you like Great Whites but they look like fucking sharks, since they are sharks, and I guess that’s what makes the pic so dramatic and cool to have, the coveted for instagram bullshit….to fit in with everyone else…
WELL…the parody was “shark” attack, which i guess could be a real shark attack, but that is a well played shark attack, since it’s gone viral and now she matters all from being a basic fuck…it’s one of those too good, it better have been orchestrated…but these people are so dumb and empty idiots trying to fit in…that it probably wasn’t…
Either way, the pics that have gone viral for a reminder of how dumb people are.
Why can’t it be someone we hate? Why does it have to be a no name attention seeker. Why isn’t this a Kardashian’s Hadid Baldwin getting faces eaten off…I guess life isn’t fair…
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