Britney Spears is back motherfuckers…

I’ve been saying for the last little while, thank god her parents locked her down in the prison that is her career, and forced her to date a personal trainer, like some medicated dancing monkey who earns for them….because she hasn’t been allowed to go off the rails, get fat, or not earn for the family.

She’s a fucking empire…a massive fucking entity that pays for everyone around her…and who cares..she hasn’t self destructed and looks amazing.

All the other women her age who were performing back when she was are monsters now….

While this one…still a star…still bringing it…and is having a good old fashioned nip slip because she knows us old timers appreciate that shit…now turn on some hit me baby one more time….and get to work…this is a Britney Spears nipple and it’s the most important thing that happened this weekend.

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