Ariel Winter Gunt of the Day

2018

Jul

Ariel Winter is a reminder that body shaming is a good thing.

Body positivity is a bad thing…because sure she’s at the gym putting in work to offset her overeating, and really it’s not her fault she over eats, she’s a rich person who can afford all the great food available to her, with emotional trauma from being a child star…and the fact she puts in work at the gym is a good thing…most people just get fatter and fatter and say shit like “THIS IS ME”….

But I don’t think she’s quite at the level of spandex pants as clothing, maybe spandex under clothing to suck it all in, but not as outterwear…the gunt is too big, too dangerous, coming to eat our souls…..

My life philosophy is less gunt, more starvation, so I am obviously offended by a teen girl with the upper cunt of a granny….and spandex is not strong enough to displace Ariel Winters…she needs more harnesses and straps…so maybe the oversized sweat suit is the answer…she doesn’t want to hear because she’s rich.