Alexandra Daddario is not hot, but she has tits, and tits are what people care about…which worked out well for Alexandra Daddario and she’s made a career out of it…from True Detective huge tits to Baywatch….to this selfie that sucks.

My fingers are sore from typing all this bullshit and this pic doesn’t deserve any love, praise, just the disappointment it makes me feel cuz she’s looking deflated…and monstrous….and she’s not pulling out the tits acting like she’s too good for that when we only know her cuz she pulled out the tits…you know…sad times when a bitch gets too comfortable…just look at your fat wife’s gut hanging over her oversized sweatpants…and remember the time she dressed up in lingerie cuz she cared to get you off…instead of just giving up…

All this to say there’s something fucked up with her head.

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