Selma Blair Bikini of the Day

2018

Aug

Yo, Selma Blair, that’s where you went 10 years ago when everyone forgot you…off somewhere in a bikini…like a Castaway on some Swiss Family Robinson shipwrecked shit, only intentional because the heat in the Hollywood Kitchen was too hot to handle…but you’ve washed up ashore thanks to a little raft you made from twigs, shells and your vaginal mucus that strangely got thicker and thicker each year out there without the proper hygiene tools needed to clean up after fucking yourself with a piece of coral one night after getting drunk on your fermented coconut meat….Pirate Shit…

I don’t know where I am going with this, but girl’s been invisible, and now she’s found, and it’d be a celebration, if she wasn’t 50.

Old as fuck.