Sia is a 42 year old hipster, raver, party girl, electronic music weirdo who has been around for a long fucking time, best known for her solo album and her videos of little girls from Dance Moms dancing creepily, but was previously a songwriter for a bunch of people….her biggest song probably TITANIUM by David Guetta that all kinds of cheesy club bros probably play at pool parties in their short shorts and think is a classic….

I know people like Sia, who are the same age as Sia and who grew up in the electronic music scene doing lots of drugs….I remember raves in the early 90s, and I remember the more sophisticated “acid jazz” music people who would show up at those raves…like SIA…

So the happy and sad titty face pic is on the level of obscure you’d expect, but that we collectively can say despite being cheesy reaching try hard even though she’s made it shit, and despite being old tit, it’s still big tits…and that’s the kind of art I can appreciate even if I think all art is bullshit lies…

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