Selma Blair posted up a panty ass pic – because she’s trying to stay relevant…even though she’s disappeared for 10 years….

The last time I wrote about Selma Blair I said:

So that’s where you went 10 years ago when everyone forgot you…off somewhere in a bikini…like a Castaway on some Swiss Family Robinson shipwrecked shit, only intentional because the heat in the Hollywood Kitchen was too hot to handle…so you chose the heat of the tropics…where you could run around half naked and alone…but you’ve washed up ashore thanks to a little raft you made from twigs, shells and your vaginal mucus that strangely got thicker and thicker each year out there without the proper hygiene needed to clean up after fucking yourself with a piece of coral one night after getting drunk on your fermented coconut meat….Pirate Shit…

You know….only to visit instagram with her ass to get noticed, remembered, attention before she turns 50…cuz instagram is everyone’s favorite place to whore out….like they always wanted to but were told it would ruin their career if they did…but now their career’s rely on it…

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