Sophie Mudd Erotica of the Day

2018

Aug

Sophie Mudd must be out there fucking all kinds of interesting dudes, now that she’s all famous on the instagram for looking 12 but having monster tits, like some of the creepy sex dolls they sell on Alibaba….

She’s a magical instagram fetish creature who I guess is positioned as relevant because Kanye used her in a Yeezy campaign, and Kanye is the culture thief, wave jacker, style stealer, but with an audience so he looks first to it…

But probably not first to Sophie Mudd, her half nakedness for social media seems to have been around a while…and why wouldn’t it be…with tits like this you kind of have no choice but to give into them and let them navigate you through life…like that born again christian I once caught a lift with who basically let Jesus drive her car…eyes fucking shut as Jesus music played…her 400 pound belly on her steering wheel…my faithless pervert ass convinced we were going to die…but we lived…and here I am to talk about Sophie Mudd’s tits…the real higher power.