Selena Gomez in Elle Magazine is like finding your mom’s dildo when you were in Highschool and suck it while you jerk off….

It’s not supposed to be like that….you aren’t supposed to do that….because nature has a different plan for you…but you go off and fuck it all up…

Like Selena Gomez…who was supposed to die from Kidney failure, but who got a transplant from a donor she bought and promised fame and fortune to, because she’s rich…while other people with more purpose need Kidneys, like little kids who haven’t already peaked from being stage parented by her parents…

Yet here she is, her new tits, I assume are fake tits, unless Kidney Transplants give you tits, and new botox faces…which they may do….in what I’ll call sucking on your mom’s dildo…..

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