I was told by a film director or producer, I don’t remember who it was, but it could have been a random Nigerian scammer over email, it could have been fabricated in my head also you know…

But I was told that Charlize Theron, after killing her father in South Africa, was sent to America on a work visa because she was a model to make it for the family.

Her mom took the blame, said it was some domestic abuse bullshit as women do when their husbands kill them off, he was going to kill me, he probably diddled little Charlize cuz she was hot, and his sperm made her, so they killed him off…South Africa had bigger things to deal with at the time, so they let her go…

While in LA, she was desperate, did Playboy to generate some buzz, but it wasn’t until meeting a producer in the line at the bank who said come to his office for a potential gig, where she offered to do anything for the job, pretty much anything…and boom…she became Charlize Theron and that’s the early stage of Hot Theron before she turned into this Oscar winning hard nippled old lady you still jerk off to.

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