Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….who was suspended from the tennis circuit for a year, not an entire career, because they pretended her meds were legitimate to cure real issues, even though they were used as performing enhancing drugs and were banned…something you’d think her doctors and team would be aware of…and were aware of…but they got caught..and when you get caught you eed to lie to get out of it, if you can’t prove the lie is a lie, you’re fine..

So now she’s back and she is in a bikini….showing off her performance enhanced body…that I don’t really appreciate despite my tennis fetish, a sport I used to love when the women were less ripped and the sport less aggressive, because they flashed panties and made what sounded like sex cries, but now, to compete with the powerful Williams sisters, they all need to bulk up, and that alone, is harder to jerk off to, unless you’re a queer, which you are, so here.

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