If you read this site, you will know that my biggest regret in my life as a blogger was when I got invited to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party by her PR person….

It was back when she was the child bride to some actor no one ever heard of. Before she was in every single tabloid for being the child bride. Before they gave her a reality show because they were starved of ideas and thought she mattered. Before she got the silly fake tits to live out her sex worker dreams. Before she released a sex tape…

It was a perfect time for me to swoop in and declare my love for her, only to be laughed out of the room, maybe asked to leave in my Three Musketeer costume, because i was making her uncomfortable after catching me licking her bedroom toilet seat or stealing her panties…

Where as now, she gives off the vibe that I could pay her a few hundred dollars to play with her tits for an hour…kind of the place you want people who think they mattered to be…you know it is alway more fun / depressing to play with tits for money on a girl on her way down from the top, than on her way up to the top…because you have a better reference point…and story.

I’d want to be the “I paid Courtney Stodden from the internet 500 dollars to play with her tits”…you know after the glory….it is a great story with so much sadness….

Rather than the “I paid some whore 100 dollars to grab her tits before she turned out to become Anna Kendrick”….because no one will believe you…even though you all know there’s a group of dudes out there who fucked Anna Kendrick before she was famous…telling everyone how they fucked Anna Kendrick, only for no one to care or believe them….making for a waste of everyone’s time…MUCH LIKE THIS POST…

Yay. It’s over.

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