January Jones, who may be better known as Alex Jones’ wife, Jordyn Jones‘ mom, or Genevieve Jones’ auntie, TOM Jones’ estranged wife, Norah Jones’ cousin….the Mr Jones the Counting Crows used to sing of when they were a band, yes she’s that old, the Dr Jones Aqua used to sing about….January, who was born in February, making her name make no sense to me…the single mother with a guy she never leaked to the press, which will do well for her kid, knowing his dad never loved him, because he doesn’t exist in anything more than hush money….has officially….pulled out her tits for the internet because tits get hits and the only thing good about this slag is her tits…it’s the reason she exists….it’s what makes her January Jones….so why the fuck not get topless on social media, the device or platform designed to make all these ego narcissistic sluts get naked.

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