At this point in her career – Alessandra Ambrosio is an OG.

She’s been doing this for over 20 fucking years.

She’s old as fuck, a mom of a bunch of kids, and is still at it.

She started modeling at 12 years old, that’s when she decided she was tall and hot and ready to get half naked, by 14 she was already working, by 19 she was working for Victoria’s Secret and now at 37, she’s still working for Victoria’s Secret…a lifer, like the old lady you see at Sears pre-bankruptcy, who had been there for 50 fucking years, two years until she’s all pensioned out, only Ambrosio doesn’t need a pension, she’s made stupid money longer than most models because they retire at 30, those slackers and she just keeps on fucking going…

I don’t really care if she stops or not, I kind of like that she sets the bar for lazy fat women who are over 30 years old, you know the kind that turn to a blob of shit after their first kid, who you may or may not be married to.

It’s nice to say “Oh really, you can’t drop your 50 pounds of pure fat from donuts, and be a hot tight body like Ambrosio”….she clearly needs to work at it hard because nature isn’t designed like this, and sure she’s got budget, but really…fat ladies out there…there’s no excuse for your fatness…just look at this old hag…still hotter that most.

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