The only exciting thing to me about Ariel Winter is that I assume she’ll have a mental breakdown and lose her fucking shit eventually…

For now, she’s keeping shit relatively cool, she had a bit of a lapse when she turned 18 and emancipated herself from her psycho stage parent of a mother, where she started dressing slutty for her fans, and eating her weight in food, that made her tits she had cut off, come back as big as ever, but probably not as sloppy thanks to the reshaping….

But with that emotional eating came fatness, fatness that her constant working out couldn’t fix, because ABS ARE MADE IN THE KITCHEN…

All while having a great job on a hit show that people watch…you know the job that aspiring actors everywhere go crazy for, the dream is to be on a network sitcom even though no one watches that shit anymore, except maybe old white trash, but still…it’s a good gig to have…but this one doesn’t realize it cuz she’s always had it…and even with her mooch boyfriend who is zero famous or successful as an actor in her face…she doesn’t realize what she’s pulled off thanks to stage parent mom..

I mean…she’s not even that cute, yet on TV weekly…crazy…

Or maybe she is starting to realize it, which is why she’s back in the gym posting up booty exercises to give you all boners…since 18 year olds who look like 40 year olds thanks to being sloppy bodied is your fetish…cuz she’s rich and famous…which makes being an 18 year old who look like 40 year old thanks to being sloppy bodied pretty mint. (mint is a word people say on instagram to mean good like the TEA).

Booty workout video…

Here she is sucking it in

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