Fat Christina Aguilera is getting edgier in her old age, I guess when people start approaching 40 they realize it’s now or never. I am sure if you leave your house or know women turning 40, it’s probably a rough time for them. They spend their early 20s when they are their hottest figuring out and getting the confident to be as hot as they can. By 30 they are married with kids….by 40 they realize that they lost 10-15 years of life being married with kids…and that there’s only a small window of time left for them to be the slut they wanted to be back when they were 20 but too shy to be that slut…

I am sure it’s weird time for all people, aging, terrifying, closer to death, further from your hopes and dreams, clearly forced to accept that your procrastination has finally caught up with you and tomorrow is long in the past….not worth your time to try to have another hit…

In Christina Aguilera’s case, or X-Tina of you’re more into her edgier name is old as fuck, fat as fuck, but at 20 was slutty as fuck, made tons of money being slutty as fuck, stayed out of the limelight because she already did so much…and is now back…titties taped up like some EMO TUMBLR chick on tumblr when tumblr mattered cuz I guess she wants money…and knows it’s not too late to get out there tits first to get paid by her weird fans to sing and dance..

It’s the 90s revivial people…older, tired, fatter, but titty-taped…

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