Liz Hurley may be 100 fucking years old, like the guy I just got stuck in a public bathroom with, who had a cane and really terrible fucking gas, because like me, he is rotting on the inside, only he’s more advanced in his rotting, because he’s 100 fucking years old…and I’m not quite there yet…but I could have accidentally inhaled some of the poo particles from whatever he was doing in that stall while I pissed and I could end up with whatever he had…public bathrooms…you know how they are….because you sneak in them and lick the seats…you sick fuck….

ONLY….Liz Hurley, despite being 100 years old has maintained her looks, she’s vain…and with that has also produced and continues to produce bikini / bathing suit content like it’s her job…cuz it pretty much is. What else is a sugar baby from yester-year to do.

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