We got into the deep troll, the vortex of the instagram yesterday and went through some of the Girls Next Door to see how old and washed up they are, only to come across the Shannon Twins, who you all probably remember and love, but maybe forget exist, cuz unlike Sara Jean Underwood they aren’t living in a tiny house camping every fucking day…naked for instagram…all holistic except for the pollutants that she has in her tits….you know save the oceans, stop plastic consumption, store all that trash in my tits….
Not that this is Sara Underwood, it’s a Shannon Twin…a sister fetish from Playboy who now does really agreesive content…
Like fucking a bike seat oiled up on instagram… THIS IS ON instagram….and I even flagged the video, cuz I flag all the nude pics I see since I can’t monetize nudes, but they can…assholes…
And instagram said this doesn’t breach their terms and conditions, yet I have to flag it safe for work, cuz if I share this post..this brilliant post…come on storing plastic in her tits humor…GENIUS…I get fucking shut down…WEIRD..
But not as weird as this fake ass…this…video…this….
If you never wanted to be a bike seat for a day – you will now…you sicko..
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